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Amazing dance

Ali — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:59:02 +0000

This guy is really awesome! Just watch the video and see how flexible one can be… It is Robert Murraine audition for the “You can dance” competition.

Right handed DNA

Ali — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:19:38 +0000

Well it seems that this comic explains why DNA, Collagen and alpha helix are all right handed.

Take a look at Madeline’s comic page you can find other funny scientific comics.

Shappi

Ali — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:55:26 +0000

In an older post I introduced an Iranian stand up comedian. Shappi is another stand up comedian living in the UK. Watch the video:

This is an Idol!

Ali — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:26:50 +0000

This is awesome, a friend sent me this video which is the casting for the Bulgarian Idol. She is trying to sing “Without You”. I specially love the way she sings “if leaving is without you”.

Human Tetris

Ali — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:28:24 +0000

I guess most of you at least once have played Tetris, Japanese had the brilliant idea of playing a Human Tetris in a game show. It is really funny, Also watch the second and third part of the video in YouTube!

Ahmed

Ali — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:51:54 +0000

This is really funny, Jeff Dunham in this video has interviewed a dead terrorist!
In his homepage you can watch other videos of his performance with “Walter”.

Laugh-time

Ali — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:36:23 +0000

Iran So Far!

Ali — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:36:18 +0000

Andy Samberg with the help of Maroon 5’s Adam Levine performed this song on Saturday Night Live, “Iran So Far”. I’ve got no comments on this one. It is really funny, and the music is also really good. Watch the video here and read the lyrics in the rest of this post.

YouTube has removed the video because of copyright issues, but if you want to watch it you can still find it, just search in YouTube, using the Keyword “Iran so Far”.

SNL’s “Iran So Far” Lyrics

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
and even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth,
my heart tells me you’re the one for me.
Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news
you were hating gays, I was eating food
but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
is the threat of you not coming home with me.
Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel
Ay yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’
smiling, if he can still do it then I can
they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt…
Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
come home, and in my arms you’ll stay

Used to look at the stars and dream
round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.
Talk smooth to me, without a tie
your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin’ boo
hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
you say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do
you should know by now, it’s you.

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud
you can deny the holocaust all you want
but you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
but you’re in New York now baby
it’s time to stop hiding,
and start living